Seriously, how do scientists make fat-free, no sugar added ice cream taste so good?! This fudge pop is absolutely divine, and it’s only 60 calories! Amazing, innit? *licks ice cream several more times*

Incidentally, it is very difficult to type and eat an ice cream at the same time.

I have been much amused as of late by Gideon Dafoe’s The Pirates! series. They are so cleverly written, and I’m so very impressed by the absurdity of it all - the dude writes total bollocks, and people still like to read it. (I can spout rubbish for about 200 pages - where’s my book deal, eh?) I’m waiting quite impatiently for October to roll around, when the next book, The Pirates! In an Adventure with Communists, will be released. I can hardly contain myself. I think I may piss my pants with excitement.

I think that camping this weekend is off. I’m not sure about that, so I may take it back tomorrow. I don’t think that I can do it, really. I mean, my idea of “roughing it” is spending the night in a cheap Super 8 in Podunk, Iowa. I couldn’t possibly last overnight in the woods, unless it was a woods where there were no bears and no mountain lions. Then I’d have a slight chance of coming out alive, but only barely. Like, a 4.7% chance, or something like that. But in a forest in the Colorado Rockies?! With the diverse wildlife and lack of plumbing?! I’d die. For serious. </melodrama>

I think I’ll have another ice cream.