The most amazing thing that has happened to me in the past 27 years of my existence: I AM GOING TO SEE EDDIE IZZARD. Like, in the flesh, see Eddie. Like, he will be right there in front of my eyes, all tarted up and adorable and funny-like. And I will be feet away from him, silently plotting a way to impregnate him so that he will have my babiez. OM-fucking-G. If you could not tell already that I am muchos excited for this, I assure you now:

On a (possibly) related note: I have come to the conclusion that I am simply a gay man trapped in a chick’s body. Go figure.

As Crystal will be leaving for Boston in August, I have spent the past month checking out new places to live. I am actually very excited about the prospect of moving out on my own for the first time in my life, really. I found the most amazing one bedroom apartment on the north side of town that is absolutely fantastic - large (for a one bedroom), homey, washer/dryer included, nice new appliances - the perfect place to make my home for the next few years. Crys wants to move there once our lease expires here at the beginning of June so that we can save on rent… so she and I will be sharing that one bedroom apartment until she leaves in August. (Oh my.) I’m so looking forward to it. It’s gonna be fantastic. Nice and cozy and all done up in Ikea… I might have to find a secondary source of income (selling crack?) to afford it, but it will happen.

Moving, followed by San Francisco and Boston - omgz, I need more money.

Oh wait - I’ll have more money, because I GOT A RAISE!!! *throws confetti* Yes, $1500 more a year coming my way. It’s not much, but every little bit helps, at this point. I am also now officially off my “probationary period,” which means that if they want to fire me, they have to work extra hard on finding a reason why. Let’s hope that they aren’t tracking the number of hours I spend checking Livejournal or IM’ing Melissa, or they might just have a good excuse. (Mental note: Must work harder at looking like I’m working.)

This week is Spring Break, which means nothing to me now as I am no longer simply a student, but rather a permanent employee of the university. While everyone is having fun times getting drunk and puking tacos all over Mexico, I am stuck here… working. No worries, though - my day will come. (Did I mention I’m going to San Franscisco and Boston?! I did? Really? … Oh.)

Damn this place needs a new layout. I’ve mentioned this too, yeah? Working on it. Hoping it will be up… soon. That’s “real world” soon, not “Microsoft” soon, by the way. (”lt’ll be done by Saturday, Tuesday, next week… We’ll bring it out when we’re fucking ready, right?” *giggle* Ahhh… Eddie. I hope he doesn’t take out a restraining order against me before May 31st, or my aforementioned plan just might go awry.) Oh, yes, the layout. Will be done. Soon. *goes to work on it now*