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July 19, 1999 2 Skinnee J's Wire Blast At ease soldiers, prepare yourselves not for a novel, but for a short internet wire blasting. It seems as we have entered an era of "Anyone who is Anyone" is playing Woodstock 1999. The J's were asked by the higher ups to headline the show, but Stumpy was quick to turn down the offer for reasoning that his workers were neither prepared for such an event, or deserving of such a title. After weeks of begging, Stumpy caved. Throwing the 6 man band through tenacious training, numerous hours of Olympic ping pong training, blood sweat and tears aside - a deal was worked. Yes it's true, the 2 Skinnee J's WILL be performing at Woodstock 99, below is the information straight from the horses mouth.
2 Skinnee J's ...Let the people know the Truth!
Livin' the vida loca For those of you not familiar with Woodstock 99, about 7 billion people will either attend or tune on the 3 day pay-per view available at your local cable company. That figure is 3 soldiers less then the AJ Stumpy Johnson Army, but still a force to be reckoned with. Now the emerging artist stage takes place in an Airport hangar, and near midnight when the last band has performed will be transformed into an all night rave to keep the audience primed for Sunday's events. That information may be false, but last word was what is written above. For all of the Skinnee Army in attendance, there will be pink cookies and grape soda served to those wearing 2 Skinnee J's gear, and the servers are select Skinnee Soldiers who have already put in their requests. Keep on your toes, you never know who will tap you on the shoulder. Wear your pride on your front, back, head, the better the outfit, the more soda you shall receive. On a lighter side of things, for your viewing enjoyment on this amazing ride is an attached photo. This photo was sent into the Skinnee Archives, but credit of the picture taker person was mistakenly lost, fingers point to Andy Action being the clumsy culprit, but evidence has yet to be heard. If it is you who has taken the photo, you know who to contact to receive your credit on the next newsletter. Apologies in the fullest. You on the non-attachment version of the newsletter may view the image by visiting http://members.aol.com/FamousRT/ Don't forget to visit the 2 Skinnee J's Official Homepage at www.2skinneejs.com and be sure to check out their new merchandise. With a light tour schedule for the summer, it's time to capitalize the brand new on-line buying option. Sing Earthboy Sing, one of the J's early releases will be there shortly. They are available, but not just sure when they will land on the merchandise page if they haven't already. Many soldiers have enlisted in the Super Elite program, and your application for draftee has been noted and saved, please be patient. There was overwhelming response to the last cry for help, and those up for enlistment will be notified in due time. To make things short, support your J's at Woodstock 99, buy merchandise or Stumpy shall be angered, and watch for the bunny. Famous out 1999 style, with a big purple pop. WWW.2SKINNEEJS.COM Official 2 Skinnee J's webpage |