A Special News Bulletin: The Bad News With profound sadness we report the final demise of the Big Green Bus. After 7 years of dutiful service, our beloved short bus has finally passed into the great bus yard in the sky and now sits in a funeral home right off exit 7 on the New Jersey Turnpike awaiting burial. Stumpy has already blessed the vehicle with its last rites and will be presiding over the funeral service this weekend. At the bus' request, she will be turned into a 5x5 green metal square. We are deeply saddened that we must say goodbye. She was a good horse. In appreciation to our fans, however, we give you the opportunity to salvage and own our little bus. Any offer will be considered since it will cost us $35 to compress it. If you are interested, please contact us before Friday. Your condolences or your offer of salvagion can be left on the hotline (212) 560-7494 or e-mailed to us at skinneej@aol.com. The Good News But as they say, every cloud has its silver lining. And this tragedy is no exception. While parking Stumpy's limousine, Special J found the 1987 Ford Tempo which he thought had been stolen 3 weeks ago. Indeed, he had only misplaced it (a block from his home). Those of you who know Special well, know that this comes as no surprise. In any event, Special has claimed the "reward" and will be having sex with himself sometime this week. sincerely, the j's <---- back