A call to ALL champions. The party is going on at the Bowery Ballroom in NYC, and its free! See specific details below. PLEASE represent the spirit of the Skinnee at the Bowery Ballroom. LISTEN UP, PEOPLE!!!!!! This is AJ Stumpy Johnson "Inviting" you to our two upcoming shows In New York City, the first of which will be populated by industry types ready to drop cash onto me... uh, us like rain IF you guys show up in droves. Both shows are free for those contacting us early enough to get on the guest list, so call us at 212-560-7494 or e-mail us at skinneej@aol.com (2 spots per contact, please). Info for the first show is as follows: THURSDAY JULY 27, 2000 THE BOWERY BALLROOM 217 EAST HOUSTON STREET 7 P.M. This will be a true test of your Championship status... attend and claim your glory; stay home and, well, you catch a break this time. I am also a kind and merciful Stumpy, so I have arranged another show the next day as a reward for your support. Don't forget to thank me on the way out... and remeber to read the info below. FRIDAY, JULY 28, 2000 THE WETLANDS 161 HUDSON STREET NEW YORK CITY 11 P.M. "Volumizer", the 2nd release by 2 Skinnee J's will be released September 12th nationwide. Be the first on your block to own it. Those who do not own this CD by September 16th shall be slapped by Stumpy personally. TO BOOK 2 SKINNEE J's: 2SJ are available for weddings, graduations, birthdays and bar mitzvahs! Stumpy requests that you contact his booking agents, bob engel and gavin hitt at variety artists international @805.544.1444 as soon as possible to discuss scheduling and fees. CALL the skinnee hotline 212.560.7494 for tour updates, and don't forget to leave a funny message. Don't forget - Track 10, "Boys and Girls" Soundtrack, the new sound of the REMIXED BBQ by 2 Skinnee J's. More 2 Skinnee J's links, in the order received are at the bottom of this email. If you also have or know of a 2sj link, please email it to FamousRT@aol.com and it will be posted below on all future mailing list entries. Todays attachment is a picture from the 2 Skinnee J's Upcoming Album, "Volumizer". This picture will appear in the booklet, and it also doubles as the flyer for the big Bowery Ballroom Explosion, July 27th, 2000 FREE for everyone. Those not getting the attachment may view it on the www at members.aol.com/FamousRT. http://members.aol.com/FamousRT/2sj.html http://pages.hotbot.com/current/markward/jays.html http://jamesunger.homestead.com/2sjwho.html http://www.jsolar.com/skinnee http://www.geocities.com/longtrav/NEWJ.html http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/introducing2skinneejs http://corey.fakegayporn.com/rutgersfest http://www.geocities.com/j_kirincich/skinnee/2skinneejs.html <---- back