Dear victims, Due to an extreme error on the part of a skinnee member whose name will Eyeball remain undisclosed, many of you fine people wasted minutes of your life that you will never get back trying to connect to the wrong link for the boat cruise. Here is the correct link: http://www.rocksoff.musictoday.com A sincere apology is sent out by us to all who fell prey to this devilish prank. We are currently desperately trying to find out bass player which Skinnee J is at fault. We will let you know as soon we find the culprit. Sincerely- Lance Rockworthy, 2 Skinnee J's my fellow champions and championettes, there is nothing sadder and more heartbreaking than having to watch an innocent and noble man, falsely accused of misdeeds, defend his honor. yet, i am called to this very act myself. please allow me to explain... i admit, i drafted the 'boat cruise' announcement, and yes, i am aware that the version received by our newsletter subscribers incorrectly notes the link to purchase tickets online. however, when i submitted the announcement for final review to the band, the correct link was listed. at some point AFTER i submitted the final version, things went horribly wrong. obviously, i am innocent. and while i hate to name names, i have no choice other than to place the burden of blame of this unfortunate error upon special j, the person to whom i sent the final, approved, mistake free, and correct version of the boat cruise announcement. so there- eddie eyeball To Those Concerned: Eddie Eyeball is dead wrong. I have never made a mistake in my life. In my estimation the only person who could have caused this debacle is J Guevara who had nothing at all to do with setting up or announcing this show. Thank you for my vindication- Special J there are no attachments with this press release 2 SKINNEE J's & A.J. "Stumpy" JOHNSON ~ proudly announce ~ the 2nd ANNUAL 2SJ BOAT CRUISE around NYC HARBOR! Join us, 2 SKINNEE J's, for a very special nautical musical performance aboard the Half Moon as we sail underneath the stars through majestic NYC Harbor. Last year's boat cruise was such a success we've decided to do it again, except this year we'll be doing it during warm weather (instead of last year's chilly november sail...we still get e-mails about that). This will be one of the last Skinnee shows of the "F*CK YOU, WE QUIT!" Farewell Tour and we'd love for you to be a part of it! who: 2 Skinnee J's & A.J. "Stumpy" Johnson what: 2nd Annual Boat Cruise around NYC Harbor where: on the "Half Moon" @Pier 63 in Manhattan (23rd St. & the West Side Highway behind Basketball City) when: THURSDAY JUNE 5, 2003 9pm-12midnight how much: $20 why: because it's the 2SJ Farewell tour! age restriction: 21 and over only TO ORDER TICKETS simply click on http://www.rocksoff.musictoday.com You say you like the refreshing sea air? New York City in the summer? Music and dancing? A full service bar filled with Booze? Sponge Bob Square Pants? This boat cruise has it ALL! And MORE! Have a drink with us at the bar, show us your best pirate snarl, tell us your best fishing story... scratch that, just tell us how much you'll miss us when we're gone. At some point during the sail, we'll perform a full set of Skinnee favorites including music from our new cd "SEXY KARATE" (available through www.2SJ.com). ** AARRGHH!! ** To keep you landlubbers all wet, DJ LARA will be spinning irresistible butt-moving sets before and after the J's performance. ** DOUBLE AARRGHH!! ** To help avoid scurvy, the first 10 Cases of PABST BLUE RIBBON BEER will be going for the low price of $3. Once we get through those, all drinks will be $5. That's right - all beer, mixed drinks, Jack Daniel's, and red wine (aka the "Spice Special") will be a cheap $5. ** VERY IMPORTANT INFO YOU NEED TO KNOW ** The Half Moon shoves off to sea from Manhattan's Pier 63 (23rd Street & the West Side Highway behind Basketball City). Boarding is at 8:30pm and departure from the dock is at 9:00pm SHARP, SHARP, SHARP! These pirates don't clam around - they're known to leave ticket holders on the shore if not on the boat by departure time, so please plan accordingly and arrive early. Seating is general admission. Limited parking is available in the Basketball City lot. **please note that this is a 21+ show - no one under the age of 21 will be permitted to board. please bring ID** ** TRIPLE AARRGHH!! ** As a special bonus, everyone who comes dressed as a pirate will look cool! or not, it depends... Contact me anytime at FamousRT@aol.com. 2 Skinnee J's debut album, Supermercado, and newly released VOLUMIZER available nationwide in stores near you. For more information, visit http://www.2sj.com Remember, you are All Champions! <---- back