2 SKINNEE J's "F*CK YOU, WE QUIT!" Farewell Tour Final Show Dates!!!!! Champions & Championettes! A big THANK YOU to all our friends and fans that have been coming in droves to the shows on the 2SJ "F*CK YOU, WE QUIT!" Farewell Tour - we should rename it the "HOLY F*CK, you're all CHAMPIONS and if you keep buying us drinks we won't make it to the next show where's my shoe" tour! We've seen folks do 18-hour round-trip drives, cross international borders, fly in from other cities, bring their Moms & Pops...one expecting couple wanted their baby to 'feel' the show (since our final show comes before the baby's birth). Included is the latest TOUR SCHEDULE update. Remember, for those of you in the Midwest this is OUR last chance to rock YOUR world. After that, that's it. No more. No mas. Don't say we didn't give you the heads up in advance. Tell all your Skinnee buddies, especially the ones who've been out of the loop, and drag their butts down to what promises to be a rock event of biblical proportions (according to Rob, longtime Skinnee champ in Omaha...). GO TO 2SJ.COM to get TICKET INFO. We'll also have SPECIAL musical guests opening for us - come down early and get exposed to GREAT new live music. All Is Well, Macgregor, Rocktopus, Seven, Vic Thrill, Janka Joe (read descriptions below)...this is the future of live music. I mean, who are you gonna support when we're gone? Creed? Nickleback? PLEASE, folks, have some standards... april 2003 fri 25 william & mary college, williamsburg va sat 26 top of the stairs, blacksburg va mon 28 shelter, detroit mi (w/magregor) tue 29 peabody's down under, cleveland oh (w/magregor) wed 30 bogart's, cincinnati oh (w/magregor) may 2003 thu 1 bottom lounge, chicago il (w/magregor) fri 2 ranch bowl, omaha ne (w/magregor) sat 3 ranch bowl, omaha ne (w/seven) sun 4 bottleneck, lawrence ks (w/seven) mon 5 pop annex, sauget il (w/seven) tue 6 mercury lounge, knoxville tn thu 8 grant street dance hall, lafayette la (w/janka joe & all is well) fri 9 howlin' wolf, new orleans la (w/all is well) sat 10 varsity theater, baton rouge la (w/all is well) sun 11 work play theater, birmingham al (w/janka joe & all is well) mon 12 windjammer, isle of palms sc (w/all is well) tue 13 house of blues, n. myrtle beach sc (w/all is well) thu 15 masquerade, atlanta ga (w/all is well) fri 16 tremont street music hall, charlotte nc (w/all is well) sat 17 ziggy's, winston-salem nc (w/all is well) wed 28 tuxedo junction, danbury ct (w/rocktopus & vic thrill) fri 30 9:30, wash dc (w/rocktopus & vic thrill) sat 31 norva theater, norfolk va (w/rocktopus & vic thrill) june thu 5 2SJ "half moon" boat cruise around nyc harbor! fri 6 the ketch, lbi nj july fri 18 bb king's, nyc - OUR FINAL SHOW! **special musical guests on the "F*CK YOU, WE QUIT!" Farewell Tour** all is well - galactic rock meets the wizard of oz in technicolor macgregor - greazy funk from the soul vic thrill - humans? aliens? geniuses! seven - featuring the mighty jerry jost formerly of the urge rocktopus - elton john meets paul mccartney in a melodic duel to the death janka joe - energetic pop-rock with a louisiana edge Big Merch News!!! "Sexy Karate" is now available at shows and in stores nationwide. Do your part for the team and pick up a copy for yourself and buy one for each of your three best friends' birthdays!!! Live DVD in the works!!! Moping at home?? Despondent that you've just experienced your last 2 Skinnee J's show?? Well, we have just the cure for those blues. Like a pill of aspirin attacks a migraine, our new live DVD will soothe your 2SJ withdrawal symptoms. Filmed live in concert at the Norva Theatrein Norfolk, Virginia last month and including three videos from our new album "Sexy Karate", this DVD will let you visit your favorite band any time you want. No, it's not the real thing, but take it from us, it's pretty close. Look for it some time in May. This week's letter does not come with any attachment Contact me anytime at FamousRT@aol.com. 2 Skinnee J's debut album, Supermercado, and newly released VOLUMIZER available nationwide in stores near you. For more information, visit http://www.2sj.com Remember, you are All Champions! <---- back