** BY POPULAR DEMAND ** ** 2 SKINNEE J's ADD SECOND BOAT CRUISE PERFORMANCE! ** "you are here to understand why you made the choice Neo, not to make the choice" "2SJ BOAT CRUISE: RELOADED" WEDNESDAY, JULY 16, 2003 "Buckle up, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye..." TO ORDER TICKETS at www.ROCKSOFFNYC.com click on 'boat cruise tickets' Come join us, 2 SKINNEE J's, aboard the Half Moon as we perform a full Skinnee concert - AT SEA! "Like wiping your ass with silk..." The 3-hour boat cruise sails down the East River through NYC Harbor offering spectacular views of the majestic NYC skyline, "parks" at the Statue of Liberty for approximately 30 minutes, and returns through the harbor up the East River. Share a drink, show us your best dance moves, and discuss how the Gnostic gospels, Descartes's dreams and Mahayana Buddhism all relate to The Matrix. The Oracle predicts at least once person getting seasick. Maybe you didn't take the red pill and missed buying tickets for the first 2SJ boat cruise, maybe you already have tickets but want to collect the entire set. Either way, this promises to be the kick-ass sequel to the sold-out June 5th boat cruise! who the...? 2 Skinnee J's, A.J. "Stumpy" Johnson and YOU! what the...? "2SJ BOAT CRUISE: RELOADED" where the...? on the "Half Moon" @23rd Street & the FDR Drive in Manhattan, NYC when the...? WEDNESDAY JULY 16, 2003 9pm-12midnight boarding begins at 8:30 how much the...? $25 why the...? "your comprehension is not a prerequisite to compliance..." * AGE RESTRICTION: 21+ only * "I don't want to remember nothing. Nothing! You understand? And I want to be rich. Someone important. Like an actor." ** BOOZER BONUS ** To help you forget, the first 10 Cases of PABST BLUE RIBBON BEER will be going for the low price of $3. Once we get through those - and, oh, we will - all drinks will be $5. That's right - all beer, mixed drinks, Jack Daniel's, and red wine (aka the "Spice Special") will be a cheap $5. ** VERY IMPORTANT INFO YOU NEED TO KNOW ** The July 16 "2SJ Boat Cruise: Reloaded" on the Half Moon departs from 23rd Street & the FDR Drive on Manhattan's east side (unlike the June 5 boat cruise which leaves from the west side of Manhattan). Boarding is at 8:30pm Departure from the dock is at 9:00pm SHARP, SHARP, SHARP! Please plan your time accordingly and arrive early - the boat leaves sharply on time. Seating is general admission. Limited parking is available near the pier - please note that this is a 21+ show - - no one under the age of 21 will be permitted to board - - please bring ID - The "2SJ Boat Cruise: Reloaded", the penultimate 2SJ show, is only two days before the FINAL 2SJ concert Friday July 18 at BB King's (tickets at www.BBKINGBLUES.com). Why not make it a week-long Skinnee extravaganza/NYC vacation? Visit the most important city on the planet, sightsee, shop, and witness us, 2 Skinnee J's, the greatest band ever, perform our final 2 performances! ** Special Bonus Pirate Joke ** A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. The bartender says, "Hey, you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch!" The pirate replies, "I know. It's driving me nuts!" AARRGHH! <---- back