Does lightning strike the same band twice?!?! In our case, YES!! So be there when we all get struck for a third time when the 2 Skinnee J's Come Out of Retirement for One More Party 2003: Dolphins Loving Unicorns!!!!! You've stared at their blurry backsides in the Paris Hilton Sex Tapes You've been anxiously awaiting their "Behind the Music" episode to finally air all the dirt You've heard about their raucous celebrities-only parties in Monaco You've seen their brazen fisticuffs with intrusive paparrazi on "Celebrities Uncensored" You've smelled their B.O. when they've exited the stage Well, ladies and gentlemen, THIS is YOUR chance to put the flesh that exploded off your bones from our last tour back on and get in on the action! All the rumors are true. The J's have spread out over several continents and have been burning the countryside with their post-retirement antics. AJ "Stumpy" Johnson has been working his behind the scenes magic influencing the course of human events. Recently, awaking from a vivid dream he rushed to consult his most powerful mages and the omens were propitious. The signs are good, the time is nigh and dolphins and unicorns live together in peace... for now. Indeed, the we are all coming back to the U.S. for a brief holiday from our new posts as "Kings of Ibiza" and are going to celebrate our return the only way we know how. By throwing the best damn New Year's Eve party on the East Coast. So Come Join the Legendary 2 Skinnee J's for: One More Party 2003: Dolphins Loving Unicorns!!! When: New Year's Eve (that's December 31st for the learning impaired) Where: The Norva, Norfolk Virginia How Much: $32.50 Adv./ $35 dos** Who: 21+ (Sorry - Virginia ABC is a pain in the ass!) Get your tix at www.thenorva.com Make your plans for New Years Now! Tickets are on sale and going fast so don't get left out in the cold like you did at the 718 Extravaganza!!!! **admission includes party favors and midnight toast** This is a one show only special event. So take advantage!!! And remember.... we miss you guys REAL BAD..... Brought to you by exclusively by A.J. "Stumpy" Johnson and AJS Worldwide Entertainment Group Unlimited Contact me anytime at FamousRT@aol.com. 2 Skinnee J's debut album, $UPERMERCADO, and their 2nd released VOLUMIZER- and now, their newest- SEXY KARATE available nationwide in stores near you. For more information, visit http://www.2sj.com Remember, you are All Champions! <---- back