The last grains of sand are pushing toward the neck of the hourglass, and A.J. "Stumpy" Johnson, is once again orchestrestrating a maneuver with international implications. With two weeks to go, the pieces are falling into place. Knuckles are cracking. Vocal chords are warming up. Songs are being rehearsed. Costumes are being sewn. Muscles are being stretched. And fans nation-wide are making travel arrangements. All in preparation for the main event. 2 Skinnee J's -- New Years Eve 2004 -- Dolphins Loving Unicorns That's rights ladies and gentlemen. From the far reaches of the globe a cast of loveable characters are assembling: From the Czech Republic, Special J. From Spain, J. Guevara. From Argentina, Eduardo Eyeball From Mayanmar, Lance Rockworthy From Egypt, land of the pyramids, Mikey B. And from their strongholds on the North Pole and Antarctica respectively, the Dolphin and the Unicorn are making their way to see each other for the first time since their epic struggle saved the world as we know it. Only one piece is missing. Our motley crew's golden boy, Stevie Spice, has been asked by Stumpy to make the ultimate sacrifice. As Chief Officer of StumpyCorp International's Peace in the Middle East Dream Team the demands of his J.O.B. prevent him from attending. But don't worry, in his stead he has sent a Top Notch pinch hitter, known to come through in the clutch. So, don't delay. Tickets are dwindling. The New Year is pushing its way here. And you need to get on the ball if you want to get in on the action. 2 Skinnee J's New Year's Eve 2004 -- Dolphins Loving Unicorns 12/31/03 The Norva, Norfolk Virginia www.thenorva.com $32.50* *Tix include party favors and champagne!!! See you in a week!!! 2SKINNEEJS.NET AND 2SJ.COM Due to trouble on the 2skinneejs.net server, the site is temporarily down. It should be up, however, in a matter of days, so check back for updates! **DON'T FORGET YOUR FAVORITE SKINNEE FAN DURING THIS GIFT-GIVING SEASON!!!!** That's right. It's that time of the year. And what better gift to give than the gift of Skinnee. Check out our website through 2sj.com and get the latest skinnee stuff. **BRAND NEW LIVE CD NOW AVAILABLE** By popular demand, we've produced a live audio CD from the Enter the Gold Hat Masters. That recording is the best live recording currently available of the band and unlike the DVD works in your car stereo. The CD also includes new artwork by our friends at TubbyDesign. **(718) FAREWELL LIVE CD IN FINAL STAGES!!!** We're putting the final touches on the live CD for the (718) Farewell Extravaganza. Over 30 songs with 2 1/2 hours of live Skinnee trax, including old favorites like Skylab and Stockholm Love. The disc will also come with tons of extras including blooper videos from our video shoots--a must for any fan. ***there is no attachment with this newsletter, but look forward to something on the next one*** <---- back